My Oscar “Oh No YOU Didn’t” list:

I don’t who the blonde is, but her red gown looks too much like a Baywatch uniform, and that makes me think of David Hasslehoff – and he is gross.

Marisa’s dress is a shame, because I know (even at 40 something) she has a rocking bod. She looks like Violet from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, when she gets all bloated and round.

Nicole never looks good to me, even when she looks half alive. Here, she looks like a tall maxi pad.

And Reese doesn’t look bad, but her dress is something from the 90s. I guess that’s why Trent Reznor won an Oscar.


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