Pitchfork: Man Commits Suicide On Stage at Swell Season Concert in California

My top 10 concerts to commit suicide at:
1. U2 – because Bono is a tool.
2. ICP – because the fans are tools
3. Pink – because it would be confusing
4. GWAR – because it’s kinda fitting
5. 2LiveCrew – might booty spank the corpse
6. Celine Dion – because the audience paid good money for a show and this Canadian had better deliver some blood and guts with her blood curdling voice
7. Green Day – because the audience are all brain eating zombies
8. Bret Michaels/Back Street Boys – I still can’t believe 70k people went to this in Boise
9. Any contestant of American Idol – no reason necessary
10. Madonna – if diving to your death from the rafters, please aim accordingly

Pitchfork: Man Commits Suicide On Stage at Swell Season Concert in California

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